We take our politics as seriously as we take juggling chainsaws—lightly, with a wink, and a bit of reckless abandon.

Political labels like "conservative" and "liberal"? Please—they're as outdated as flared trousers and about as useful as a rotary phone in a TikTok world.

We think of ideology as a false god—a secular religion trying to sell you paradise on Earth but delivering nothing but disappointment and bad coffee instead.

Our sole ideology? A spirited rebellion against the junk culture shoved down our throats by the woke brigade, Hollywood's drama queens, mainstream media sensationalists, and the mysterious forces behind the "new world order" (which seems more like a bad reality show than anything else).

So go ahead, judge us if you must, but do us a favor: read us first. You might just laugh, cry, or at least scratch your head in confusion.